‘Twas the night before ramp,
The team scurried about,
They had units to build,
As preorders sold out!
But a ramp-blocking issue,
It’s like déjà vu,
A flaw that escaped
Both DVT1 and DVT2
Caused an audible gasp
From the factory floor;
An engineer shouts,
“No one noticed this before!?”
Fast forward one year,
The next program comes ‘round,
Some issues per usual
But never a frown.
Engineering is calm —
Instrumental’s on line!
They found the bugs fast,
They’ll hit Christmas this time.
The lesson is clear,
Instrumental works best
To alleviate all
Of your holiday stress!
